Wednesday, April 01
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Yet again i’ve falied at finding something to say so what i’ve done is found an excellent couple of clips from ‘Hot Rod’, a film in which Rob (a wannabe stuntman) tries to earn his stepdad’s respect by beating him up but fails every time, sadly his stepdad falls ill with a fatal heart problem so Rod decides to raise money to pay for the operation by jumping 15 school buses, does he raise enough money? Does he make the jump? Does his stepdad survive? And does Rod finally beat up his stepdad?

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Tuesday, March 31
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Yesterday i asked for feedback on the layout of this blog for the next few days… I have decided to change it all at the weekend as i really can’t be assed this week so don’t worry about it, forget that whole post alltogether
Here, have a picture to look at while i go eat a chewy homemade cookie, just taking one bite of these is like having a party in your mouth with all the flavours invited… Yeah here’s the picture.

Yesterday i asked for feedback on the layout of this blog for the next few days… I have decided to change it all at the weekend as i really can’t be assed this week so don’t worry about it, forget that whole post alltogether

Here, have a picture to look at while i go eat a chewy homemade cookie, just taking one bite of these is like having a party in your mouth with all the flavours invited… Yeah here’s the picture.


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Monday, March 30
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Layout

posted 3 years ago

I have absolutely nothing to talk about, soooo what i’m gonna do is ask for some advice on the layout of this here blog y’hear

I know this current one sucks so…

If u can on the next few posts just comment on if the layout looks good and is easy to find the comments button (yeah i’ve had a few problems with some layouts in terms of the comments button)

I’m gonna change the layout before each post from now on and the popular one will of course stay, unless i don’t like it

cheery bye

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Sunday, March 29
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Cyclists

posted 3 years ago

I currently work at my local Tea Room in a village in the middle of nowhere, the area attracts a hell of a lot of cyclists which i used to be fine with until i started working at this Tea Room.

My problems start with the sheer number of cyclists in one group, usually about 20 of them (the tea room accomodates a maximum of 44 people). They strut through the door with their expensive sunglasses, thier cycling gloves, really tight clothes and weird cycling equipment, they all sit down and look at the menu for about 10 seconds each and then decide to overwhelm the Tea Room with massive orders of tea, coffee, cakes, buns, and coke. Now, because theres only about 4 people working in the tiny little kitchen, some things get mixed up so that causes delays and wrong orders etc. What these cyclists don’t realise is that there are other people in the Tea Room who also want a nice cuppa, so what the cyclists do is start to get a little bit grouchy, they begin with deliberately confusing us slaves by mixing their orders over several tables, they then make fools of us, and they all laugh at us in one big roar, this continues until they have all finished their tea and cakes and coffee and buns  and coke and they then expect you to fill up their FUCKING WATERBOTTLES with cold water, at this point they think your’e their best mate…

Dude, cyclists suck

I will refuse to apologise to any offended cyclists by this post, as long as you don’t come to the tea room on your bike with all your homies you are excused from my very strong stereotype…

BUT YOU’RE STILL A CYCLIST SUCKERRR!

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Saturday, March 28
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My First Post!

posted 3 years ago

Hey im James, this is my soon-to-be… well… sumkindablog i s’pose.

i’m hoping its gonna be good, from what i’ve planned i’m including the usual kinda blogs about every day shananogans me and the guys get up to, for example:

one of my friends got bullied by two little year 7 girls the other day, he trhrew a tennis ball at the wall they were standing on to scare them a little and one of them turned round and shouted “OH LOOK… YOUVE GROWN A BEARD!”, it was great, he didn’t know what to say back to them and to top it all off they called him a biatch, he ran off and cried in one of the art rooms at school…lol!

Other ideas i’ve had are gonna be a few videos, pics, some songs maybe, and hopefully i’m getting photoshop soon so i can show off some awful wannabe photoshop art (im gonna provide some links to a couple of friend’s sites soon to show where i stole these ideas from).

Well thats it for now, lets hope i can be assed to blog every day to keep whoever is reading this happy and busy.

Peace out

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